A joke about plastic survey

Customer's particulars

Name: Mary s-oo
Age: 20
Race: Chinese
Inspired: to be like D*** Y**

Doctor's Important particulars

Name: Mr Chey


While reading the MAXIM magazine, Mary s-oo notice a pretty lady that is famous for her natural beauty.

Soon, she found out that she went for a plastic surgery.

From that instance, her inspiration was to be as beautiful as DY.


1) Checking out the plastic surgery clinic
-discuss with the surgeon (what can she do to her face and body)

CONCLUSION
Doctor said:
-Nose job
-Boob job
-Blow Job...........

Oh... no no.. just the first two (Doctor laughs)

2) Going for the procedure

*Mary S-oo agreed and decided to book the operation tml

However mary heard many stories about unsucessful nose jobs.........................

She was Worried.... and again.........and again.........

Thinking: "hmm.......no risk no gain lah!"

so, she went for the operation the next day.


3) Stupid comment that you never forget after reading this

Mary s-oo said:

Mr Chey, i am worried. i'm fine with the Boob job but worried with the nose job.


Doctor said:

Don't worry! Be confident with me! I have done many surgery. And they are
MOSTLY (highlighted) sucessful. No worry man! (Doctor smile at her)


Mary s-oo said:

Ok then... but just incase, could you leave my orignal nose in the freezer.


**** Doctor was Stunned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!